Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary surgery.The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed.

Morris walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.

"We don't need anyone," he was told.
"You can't afford not to hire me," Morris said. "I can sell anyone, anytime, anything!"